What does Father Christmas say?

ho, ho, ho
One of Santa’s most iconic features is his round belly—and when a person says “ho, ho, ho,” the sound is considered to come from the stomach. The phrase is also often associated with warmth and old age, both of which fit Santa’s image perfectly.

What does Santa say before he takes off?

Santa addresses them by name in the poem saying: ‘Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now Prancer and Vixen!

What do you call Santa when he has no money?

What do you call Santa when he’s got no money? Saint-NICKEL-less!

What are some good jokes about Father Christmas?

Or if you want jokes themed solely around Father Christmas, or Santa to his mates, stay right where you are… 1. How much did Santa’s sleigh cost? It was on the house!

Who are the main characters in the Christmas Story?

They include Saint Nicholas, Saint Nick, Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, Santy — and just Santa. Q: Who delievers Christmas presents to elephants? Q: What do you call Santa if he goes down a lit chimney? Q: How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack? Q: Why is Santa so jolly? A: Because he knows where all the toys are!

What’s the funniest thing to say on Fathers Day?

Fathers Day is just like Mothers Day, only you don’t spend as much. 70.31 % / 77 votes. Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow. 70.03 % / 64 votes. Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken! 69.50 % / 102 votes. Remember: What dad really wants is a nap.

What’s the funniest one liner in the world?

It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed. 85.68 % / 6944 votes. When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive… It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it. 85.68 % / 10609 votes.