Are there any good jokes about Chuck Norris?

Luckily, there are more than enough funny Chuck Norris jokes (or perhaps, Chuck Norris facts) out there. Here are the best new jokes to keep in your back pocket, so you can try to top your friends the next time the subject of Chuck comes up. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books.

Where does Chuck Norris live on his ranch?

How Chuck And His Wife Made The Most Of The Ranch? Located halfway between Navasota and county seat Anderson, the ranch is home to Norris and his family. The infamous drought of 2011 witnessed Tagudin choosing to dig three new water wells with the purpose of bringing some relief to the ranch.

What kind of water does Chuck Norris use?

CForce Water contains a high PH level which is the cleanest and purest form of water that you can think of. An excellent thirst quencher, this water is as powerful a roundhouse kick of Chuck Norris, to put it that way!

What did Chuck Norris say instead of coffee?

Chuck said, “Say Please.”. Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning. If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris

Is there an ESC key on Chuck norris’keyboard?

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris’ keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can inherit from sealed/final classes. Haven’t you heard?

What did Chuck Norris say to the dinosaurs?

Chuck said, “Say Please.” Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning. If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win. The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

Why was Chuck Norris removed from Street Fighter 2?

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.” Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.